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A LONG block of writing someone sends you in a text message -- usually very emotional, when freaking out.
Dude, this chick is crazy -- she's blowing up my phone wit htexts, just sent me a BRICK like 5 pages long.
Fake super-hot profile set up to catch your significant other trolling for some side nookie.
How'd your woman catch you?
Ugh. Tinder trap. I matched with a fake profile she set up.
When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.
This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Canât breathe and nobody understands what Iâm saying.
An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.
I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.
When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldnât âget it upâ (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.
Nets lost to the Rockets tonight â classic limp dick loss â cause they couldnât care enough to try against the last place Rockets.
A mid-drink shift of the ice cubes at the bottom of a glass that sends liquids crashing all over your face and clothes.
Fucking ice-alanche! Damn, this was my favorite shirt.
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That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after youâve already taken Viagra.
My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.