the man upstairs

noun.
a judgmental guy who watches everything I do, can hear everything I say and if I don't give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he'll kick me out.

Tim: Sally I can't have sex with you it will upset the man upstairs.
Sally: wow, Tim I didn't know you were so religious.
Tim: I'm not, I just mean that My landlord Frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.

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shave the whales

My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding

Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales

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superfluidiot

n.
a portmanteau of superfluous and Idiot. used to describe someone who is and Idiot for being superfluous.

see the 320 definitions of Emo
or the 149 definitions of britney spears
to see the sort of things that a superfluidiot
might spend their time doing

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Trifecta of Manliness

A Group of superior Men, the Embodiment of all that is Manly
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.

Captain, Smokes and Queerballs Make up the Trifecta of Manliness.

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whales

fat
hairy
Useless
mammals

actually I would doubt that whales were anything other than malevolent giant fish if they weren't shedding their gross body hair onto my beaches

Whales suck they eat all our sailors drink all out water. and shed on out beaches. We should either kill them or so shaved them ore both

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