A sex act in which you jizz into your partner's eyes (both of them) then shit in both of their ears, thereby making them deaf and blind.
I gave my girlfriend the helen keller the other night, she was so pissed, but it was worth it.
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Similar to blue balls, green balls occur when you are getting head from your girl, but she throws up on your balls mid session, leaving them green.
Bro I got worse than blue balls, my girl gave me green balls last night!
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