Lupoxby

To change your name on multiple occasions for no discernible or logical reason.

Person 1: Hey Joe.
Person 2: Hi Bobby, I changed my name to Freddy.
Person 1: Nice, J- I mean Freddy.
Person 2: I am now named Andrew.
Person 1: MOTHERFUCKER I JUST GOT USED TO FREDDY!!!
Person 2: Sorry, but I'm now named Jacob.
Person 1: Holy shit stop being such a Lupoxby!!!

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Musically Sheltered

When someone only listens to a small selection of music genres and has zero knowledge of music outside of their tiny bubble.

Person 1: Yo, listen to this Nirvana song.
Person 2: Why the hell is he screaming so loud? Is this what metal is? I can't listen to this garbage...
Person 1: Holy shit, how are you this musically sheltered???

Bacconi

Simping over a person to the point that you develop powers to see them through walls and only see them, while everything else is gone, making them the only thing in your line of sight.

Person 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2:
Person 1: You there?
Person 2: mmmmm snowy......
Person 1: Goddammit of course you pulled a Bacconi.

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