Victorigoth

A more accurate description of people who dress Steampunk.

Good sir, may I have directions to the steampunk ball? No, but I can point you to the victorigoth ball. By the way, nice shoes poser, did you buy them from the 19th century Hot Topic?

Drama Tampon

Adjective.

A person that creates and gravitates towards so much drama that they seem to be absorbing it in a manner that resembles a feminine product designed to soak up the byproduct of the female menstrual cycle.

See: dramadrama queen

Have you seen Kanye West's latest Twitter feuds? That guy is a drama tampon.

Going Centaur

When you are dressed as a human from the waist up but are basically beast from the waist down during a Video Call.

Don't pan the camera down, they're going centaur from the waist down.