Irish Decade

However long it takes to drink 11 bottles of whiskey in consecutive days of drinking past the point of moderation

Irishman "I haven't seen you in a decade! "

Non Irishman "You saw me 84 days ago. Is that an Irish Decade?"

Irishman" Whadya like!"

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Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute

Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.

Ardmore

Old Irish/Gaelic word meaning skidmark.

On my way from Oklahoma City to Dallas I made an Ardmore stop. I cant get the smell out of my nose. I think I have VD even though I didn't have sex. And I'm a grandparent now ? What in the fuck...

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