Shanghai Corn

The rival brand of Beijing Corn.

Timmy is the co-founder of Shanghai Corn.

Third wheel

When you are hanging out with two other people usually friends, siblings, or relatives. They always talk to each other and have fun, but you are just tagging along and overhearing what they say. They act like you are not there. Sometimes you have no one else to hang out with so you just go with them. You will always feel left out.

Someone-“I feel bad for your sister she is always the third wheel”

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Intrusive thoughts

Terrible thoughts that are repetitive and could come into your mind at any time without a warning. Also referred to as “Devil's Whispers”. A common symptom of OCD, but not always is. It easily convinces everyone around you that you’re going insane.

Someone 1: *Gets a panic attack*
Someone 2: “U good?”
Someone 1: “Nope. I had that same stupid intrusive thought for the 100th time today”
Someone 2: “Just be positive and your intrusive thoughts will go away”

As you can see, “Someone 2” has no idea what an intrusive thought is, and thinks it’s controllable.

Slander

An online meme that consists of short fast paced clips with text to describe something or someone. Usually to poke fun at them. Some people find it funny and some people find it offensive depends on the context.

Video Game Slander

Starvation

A problem that occurs when you don’t eat anything for a very long time. It’s like extreme hunger. What makes it worse is that when you end up eating something you’ll feel nauseous and lose appetite quickly.

Someone 1: “Why didn’t you finish your food? 10 minutes ago you said you’d die from starvation.”
Someone 2: “Nope that’s all I can eat today.”
Someone 1: “You just ate 2 slices of pizza.”
Someone 2: “Exactly.”

Grapejam Chocoblade

The sword wielded by Dark Cacao Cookie. The sword is so heavy that it required 3 average Cookies to even budge it. Dark Cacao's Soul Jam is embedded into it.

Cookie 1: Is that the Grapejam Chocoblade?
Cookie 2: Yes. Dark Cacao Cookie's sword.

Next time

Probably never. Used to postpone or delay something that someone didn’t and wouldn’t feel like doing.

Kid: can I go play in the playground near McDonald’s?
Kid's parent: it’s getting dark outside, we'll come next time.

(They never went to that specific McDonald’s ever again)

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