School

Ugh, I-I can't even...........fine.

School (noun) the place that serves prison food, looks like a prison, gives out prison labor (if that's a thing), holds criminals, thieves, and a few innocents, gives unnecessary work, looks like a prison, has a bad bathroom system, denies people rights, and lets a bell tell us what to do. Yet they say it isn't a prison. They're right, because prison would have better food.

Teacher: you need to learn division to paint a picture.
Me: yeah, sure.
Teacher: school and learning is fun!
Me: said no one, like, ever. The freakin' Wright brothers dropped out of high school and didn't even bother with college, and they invented the airplane!
Teacher: good point. You unleashed the truth that school has no purpose, DETENTION!

OUAT

The reason I used to like Fridays. Bit now the show is gone and I'm sad. The best show ever, the show where the main character has the most confusing family tree, but if you're a true Oncer then you should understand it.

Oncer: I love OUAT! BEST. SHOW. EVER.
Oncer 2: I agree. I understand everything.
Fake Oncer: The family tree is really confusing though.
Both true Oncers: you are not a true Oncer. Leave!