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The act of repeatedly striking your genitals with a rolled up A4 note pad, it is claimed to relieve writer's block.
Have you seen Harry recently?
No, the last time I saw him he said he was going to his room to do some journaling.
Ok I'll check his room.
Boris Johnson had been so excited at the gullibility of the population, he was already onto his third wank blanket of the week.
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