Dirty South

When everything goes wrong while having sex. Having multiple, often hilarious, mishaps while love-making. In other words, when a single fuck becomes a cluster fuck.

While getting on top of your partner, you accidentally check her in the jaw. Then, while repositioning, you almost throw her off the bed. Next, you get a bloody nose and bleed all over her. Finally, when returning to the bedroom, you bring only a single sheet of paper towel to clean up, and your lover sneers, "Really? What the hell? Is this the dirty south?"

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