Dirty Salem

When you're mid sex and you make eye contact with your cat. Not wanting to disappoint anybody, you are now stroking two pussies.

Friend: how was it last night
You: I dont want to talk about it, I did a dirty salem to her cat

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Zak

Can never find his keys

Is it a bird?, is it a plane?, no! It’s probably Zaks keys

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