umfress

The eggy, sticky substance that is excreted from the bowels during defecation, as a result of ulcerative colitis.

The physician told the patient that the excess leaking of umfress was a diagnosis of ulcerative colitis.

Whizzpopper

The unfortunate event in which a latex condom has ripped during sexual intercourse and a man's sperm has escaped the rubber sheath on his hard, erect penis.

Jack's condom had a whizzpopper when he penetrated his fiance's vagina too roughly during a night of hot, passionate sex.