carolina mudflap

During vaginal intercourse, inserting your testicles into a woman's anus.

I wasn't able to cum, so I gave her a carolina mudflap. That got 'er done double-time.

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budigited

(adj.) the state of having a finger (digit) buried in one's anus (butt)

The only way Joe could get off was to lube up and get budigited.

Jolly Roger

Double-fisting so that the arm going into the vagina and the arm going into the anus are crossed. For effective movement, the crossed arms are held just below the head, thus creating the "Jolly Roger" similar in resemblance to the infamous buccaneer flag.

Avast matey! Let's head to the crows nest and strike the Jolly Roger!

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aborted hershey launch

The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.

Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.

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front-end loader

When a woman passes solid feces and uses the "log" as a dildo.

I lost my erection so I gave her a front-end loader (in order to get it back).

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