Pontus

A stinky gas pouch

Yuck, that bitch over there smells like a 'Pontus'

Mölnlycke

This strange town in Sweden (Previously established awful) is quite possibly the London of the north, this may just be the ONLY place in the world with a chance of getting stabbed above 100%
Long story short, don't go there unless you want 30 more holes by sunset.

Person 1: Jag hade en vän som bodde i Mölnlycke.
Person 2: När blir begravningen?
Person 1: Om en vecka.

Hindås

Small town in sweden with an area of roughly 2-Square Meters. It has a train station and an ER, but that's about it.

Sure, there's a grocery store there, but it's always completely empty because the town is inhabited by reverse-termites. If you go there, you have a pretty good chance of finding a place to live, do keep in mind that they won't be 3 dimensional, since they wouldn't fit.

Person 1: I'm moving to Hindås
Person 2: When did YOU become 1-Dimensional?
Person 1: I crushed my peepee