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To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online
"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"
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Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.
Your Mom is the most loving, caring person ever.
A phobophobe is a person who is afraid of having a phobia. They have absolutely no clue this is a phobia, and if you tell them they will experience nausea, nosebleeds, dislocations, massive aneurisms, seizures, immediate dyslexia, blindness, deafness, broken bones, fractured ribs, carpel tunnel syndrome, alzheimer's, bubonic plague, teeth grinding, every sweating disorder, depression, anxiety, self-consciousness, and 1023.33 more things
Look at how she's doing everything. I think she's a phobeophobe.
A certain war cry, specifically used before charging with a passion to kill the leader of an army, although it is okay to use it in other cases.
The two armies stared eye to eye, speaking nothing. Then, the word "Grakton!" was shrieked, and the Italians charged at the leader of the English army
The meme that everyone knows about, so you don't even have to describe it. It's just that meme
"ayyyyyyy! Look at this dude!"
"Hah! He looks like the guy in That Meme"
"omigod he DOES!"
"lol"
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The people who you annoy the most and get it right back. "Friends" are the species that you never thought you would like until you met them. Most of the time you don't talk to them outside of the event you do together
"omigod, look!" I whispered to my dad. "Those are... Friends!"
"Why don't you talk to them? my dad asked.
"Uhhhรขยยฆ I'm a hypocrite. But so are my "Friends"