Jack Stauber

A wonderful, underrated music artist that publishes weirdcore/ dream core music and it’s wonderful. Please listen to his music you will have no regrets
Sadly he takes random breaks often, so new music is rare, but I respect his decisions
He also has a YouTube channel that posts videos with deep meanings, getting into it would be a good idea

If you listen to his videos a lot and listen to a lot of his music it will seem less strange, don’t call people weird for enjoying his masterpieces

He also created Benny worm, a wonderful video that changed lives, you will see a part of it in the gif

A - I finished my 2 hour Jack Stauber playlist
B - Who’s Jack?
A - :(

Baby hotline

I love Jack Stauber, I am a huge fan of his music, but this song is way too overrated. It’s barely his style

“Oh is that Jack Stauber? I love his music! But I’ve only ever heard baby hotline”
“I will consume you”

Broccoli

WHY WERE YOU LOOKING UP BROCCOLI HOW BORED ARE YOU

I hate broccoli

B

People that are SO LAZY they can’t type 2 letters because they think they’re “k”ool

I wish I would b eating rn

Y

People nowadays are so dang lazy they can’t type only three letters so instead they type one

Person 1: Y did u just do that!?
Person 2: What does y and u mean

R

If you can’t type 3 letters you say r instead of are, usually used by edgy teenagers

OMMGGGG U R SO DUMBBB LOLL STUPiD IM SO KOOOOOLLL KOOL YEAHH!!!1!

Nail

Nail Cisgender!? :O

“Hey yesterday I saw Neosporin Cicispizza”
“NAIL CIVIL WAR? WHERE”