turtle head

The head of a turtle.

"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."

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afl

36 grown men wrestling in the mud whilst wearing short shorts. There are 73 balls in play.

They are cheered on by drunken homosexuals and perverted old women.

"AFL is the male version of hot oil wrestling."

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plop

What you're eating right now.

You: "I am eating a human plop."

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