Vin Diesel

Chuck Norris's chauffeur, getaway driver, etc.

Vin Diesel: 'cause there's only one man who can drive the most awesome-est man in the world, and that's the most awesome-est driver in the world.

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Mom

The reason why I haven't starved to death.
Yet.

Me, to my mum: "No, mommy, please don't make me move out of the house!
Who will cook food for me and make my laundry and read me bed-time stories and kiss me on the cheek whenever I get a boo boo?
Wa-wa-wa-crying noises-wa!"

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