Table 1

noun, often attributive
A retort so dominant, complete, and masterful that any reply would be unwarranted and futile.

My Table 1 ended the debate once and for all.

Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.