Melvin

A nerdy but wholesome person. Complete opposite of the word chad. Melvins often wear glasses and are bad at talking to girls. Despite this though they are often kind to most people and highly respect women. A Melvin is very similar to a Nermal but lacks the condescending and incel like qualities a Nermal has.

Girl 1: Hey Tiffany why don’t you ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.

Nermal

A nerdy person who is very similar to a melvin but has many incel like qualities. For example while melvins are awkward but nice to everyone around them, nermals are prone to stabbing people in the back. They often do this by gaining sympathy from people who see them as pathetic and striking when the sympathizers guard is down. Despite this however nermals are usually unsuccessful in their schemes and are slowly ostracized from society.

Nermal is also a cat from Garfield.

Guy 1: Dude it’s so tragic that Frank has no friends maybe we should sit by him.
Guy 2: No way dude, me and the boys used to play halo 3 with him and he totally tried chatting up all our girlfriends.
Guy 1: Woah for real? What a Nermal.

LaMargo

A cocktail consisting of Blue Moon and Orange Vanilla Coca-Cola. Was named after the man who created it.

LaMargo: Don’t ever mix blue moon and coke!
Emily : Why would you ever do that?
LaMargo: I thought it would work good as a chaser!
Blake: Aw man we’re totally calling that a LaMargo
Jimmy: We’re doin it
John: DERGEDER!