CD

A disk that holds music. Nobody buys these anymore because everyone either downloads music, or have found a way to shoplift CDs.

James: I've saved my allowance for weeks to buy this CD!
Blaine: Why didn't you just download it off the Internet?
Amber: Or steal the CD?
James: ......

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Urk-Bush

A combination of George W. Bush and Steve Urkel. Considered by many to be an abomination.

Steve: Did you see that Urk-Bush video on the Internet?
Dale: What's an Urk-Bush?
Steve: What does it sound like?
Dale: Urkel's pubes?
Steve: Why do I hag out with you?

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Silent Assassin

1) The second game in the HITMAN video game series.
2) A ranking in the HITMAN games only possible by killing just the targets and with no witnesses.
3) To ejaculate on somebody without their knowlage of said ejactulation.

1) I just bought 'Silent Assassin'.
2) I just got the 'Silent Assassin' ranking on 'House Of Cards'.
3) I just gave that bitch a silent assassin on the bus today. Sure didn't see that coming...

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no me gusta

Spanish for 'I don't like this". Often heard from Spanish-speaking people during either approaching giant walls of water, fireballs, barrage of bullets, or INS agents. Also heard in 'Team America: World Police', and from white kids trying to sound cool.

John: Holy shit, the damn burst!
Emile: No me gusta!

OR

Alex: Hey, did you find it funny when me and Jack replaced all your shampoo with bug feces, and then you put it in your hair?
Frank: No me gusta. (*clocks Alex in the face*)

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runescape

A MMORPG that used to be slightly cool, but thanks to some fucktards at Jagex (the Runescape people), the game has been ruined forever. The game is good for a few days, but then it gets super annoying, boring, and hard to level up. But you can't stop.

Steve: "Wanna play Runescape?"
Bob: "Nah, it got too gay. Let's go smoke some pot instead."
Steve: "Good idea, Bob!"

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Cheese it!

'Cheesing it' is what you do when you want to get the hell out of somewhere really fast. It's most often used after something is destroyed, someone is caught red-handed, or after somebody is killed.

Britany Spears: "I'm pregnant, Kevin!"
K-Fed's manager: "Cheese it!"

OR

Stan: "Oh my God, you killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "Cheese it!"

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pant-load

1) A shit-load, a very large amount of something. Similer to a zillion.

2)Somebody who is full of shit, a shit bag.

1) There's a pant-load of ants in my pants.
2)Hey, say 'vaya con dios', dude! Hey, say it! I'm talking to you! Pant-load!

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