Desert Eagle

Manufactured by Israeli Military Industries, for Magnum Research. A Gas-operated massive motherfucker.

Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.

Only men of Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique can truly handle the Desert Eagle, especially when chambered in .50 Action Express.

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steam

1. Noun. The gaseous form of water, H20.

2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.

1. James Watt was principle in the development of an engine working using the pressure of super-heated steam.

2. Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 1.5

Why does Friends Network work only about 25% of the time?

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pizza hut

A Pizza restaurant that also delivers. Serves excellent pizza, but nothing out of the ordinary.

Can I have a Meat Fest Stuffed Crust, please?

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doom

A game which all players of Counter-Strike, Halo, Quake et al should thank for making the first-person shooter genre what it is today.

Doom is a classic in the true sense of the word. It spawned techniques still used in First-Person Shooters today.

Doom >is greater than> CS+HL+Halo+Quake+Unreal+GoldenEye

All are fantastic games, but Doom outranks them all. After all, Doom is simply legendary among shooter fans, even more so than the seminal CS. Thank Doom, with its crude 2D sprites, blocky graphics and unparalleled gameplay.

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chav

The IQ of one of these peices of scum-shits can be found using the following equation:

IQ = 1
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no. of gold chains^2

If you are a chav yourself, and cannot grasp the significance of this equation, it means: The more gold chains you have, the dumber you will.

2)a) If A chav has a total of only 3 gold chains on him/her, how intelligent is she/he?

IQ = 1
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3^2

IQ = 1/9

The Chav has an IQ of 1/9. The average is 90-100.

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marlon brando

One of the greatest actors of the twentieth century.

With sagging cheeks.

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keanu reeves

A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent Matrix Trilogy as Neo, the main protagonist.

"Isn't it ironic how the epitome and ultimate conclusion of the human race, Neo, is played by a catatonic, while a heartless program, Agent Smith, is played with zest by such a magnificent actor?

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