banzai

1. A suicidal call, or simply a battlecry of Japanese origin.

2. A moderately funny TV show on Channel 4 UK TV. Uses sounds and music from the famous Bruce Lee film, Enter The Dragon.

1. There's an SAS squad. Banzai!!!

2. WAAATTAAAAH!!!

Mister Cheeky Chappy very happy!

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pizza hut

A Pizza restaurant that also delivers. Serves excellent pizza, but nothing out of the ordinary.

Can I have a Meat Fest Stuffed Crust, please?

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doom

A game which all players of Counter-Strike, Halo, Quake et al should thank for making the first-person shooter genre what it is today.

Doom is a classic in the true sense of the word. It spawned techniques still used in First-Person Shooters today.

Doom >is greater than> CS+HL+Halo+Quake+Unreal+GoldenEye

All are fantastic games, but Doom outranks them all. After all, Doom is simply legendary among shooter fans, even more so than the seminal CS. Thank Doom, with its crude 2D sprites, blocky graphics and unparalleled gameplay.

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chav

The IQ of one of these peices of scum-shits can be found using the following equation:

IQ = 1
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no. of gold chains^2

If you are a chav yourself, and cannot grasp the significance of this equation, it means: The more gold chains you have, the dumber you will.

2)a) If A chav has a total of only 3 gold chains on him/her, how intelligent is she/he?

IQ = 1
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3^2

IQ = 1/9

The Chav has an IQ of 1/9. The average is 90-100.

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marlon brando

One of the greatest actors of the twentieth century.

With sagging cheeks.

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keanu reeves

A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent Matrix Trilogy as Neo, the main protagonist.

"Isn't it ironic how the epitome and ultimate conclusion of the human race, Neo, is played by a catatonic, while a heartless program, Agent Smith, is played with zest by such a magnificent actor?

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swing low

A old spiritual sung by plantation slaves.

Recently popularized (in the UK) by the success of England's rugby squad in the Rugby World Cup and in particular Fly-Half Jonny Wilkinson. He scored a conversion in the last 90 seconds or so, putting the score ahead to 20-17, from 17-17.

For those who come from non-rugby playing countries:

Try: 5 points.
Conversion: 3 points. Mr Wilkinson's speciality.

Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...

Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...

...and so on.

Swing Low primarily refers to their eventual semblances of freedom, E.T.A. 28th August 1963. Possibly, the "Sweet Chariot" symbolizes civil rights legislation that may free the oppressed black peoples of America, and everywhere in a more general way.

Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...

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