buttplop

1. an enema, prefferably hot coffee
2. the act of shooting coffee up one's ass

Man, all that pizza and beer, I really need a fucking buttplop.
dude, go bathe, you smell like a buttplop

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Smackball

A lazy heroin addict, one who does nothing except smack all day and is smacked out all the time without exception

Hey what's olde boy doing these days, you think he wants to go to the concert?
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-

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polerag

the feminine equivalent of a douchebag, referring instead of a bag of douche, to a rag of poles (stripper poles) meaning that the lady in question isn't a super hot stripper, but one of the ladies that wishes she was a stripper and therefore by her raggiess shines up the pole for the real strippers.

That Nicole, I'll tell ya, I ate her out for three days straight till she finally came, normally I wouldn't be caught dead with a polerag like that, but she was yelling at me in German like I was a German Shepard.

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fasterbating

Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn

Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?

Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again

-
Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all

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Winjuns

White people who pretend that they are American. They don't speak American, they speak English which is European.

Winjuns:
-America Rules!! Mexicans Suck, I hate Immigrants!-
Anyone else:
-If you're an American then how come you don't look American or speak American? You're a Winjun! Go back to England!-

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Couch Fucker

A European or other nationality male that dates an American Female, since the word Amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an American woman, a couch, just fuck n sits there!

Guy - Dude, what are you doing with that Amerikanka?

Dude - Dude! She's my girlfriend, she's hot! I love her!
Guy -

Dude - What?!
Guy -

Dude - ?WHAT!
Guy - Couch Fucker, we are ashamed of you
Dude - Aw, Dude
Guy - Dude yourself, and you can't sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on

fartography

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in

joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography

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