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The Democratic version of 'HogWash'.
Wow, look at Hillary Load Up load up on that Donkey Shine
Wrongists are the people in power, they don't share any common race, religion, or any other demographic, except they are all WRONG.
dude, you can't win with these wrongists, in power, I mean, pork is legal and marijuana is illegal.
the eighth day of the Christian cycle. 'on the eighth day, divinity became flesh' hence gesulentday.
no one knows whether gesulentday should go between sunday and monday, where it is currently, or between saturday and sunday.
man, is it gesulentday again? cause something isn't right.
-dude it was just gesulentday last gesulentday.
Jesus was born on gesulentday
the feminine equivalent of a douchebag, referring instead of a bag of douche, to a rag of poles (stripper poles) meaning that the lady in question isn't a super hot stripper, but one of the ladies that wishes she was a stripper and therefore by her raggiess shines up the pole for the real strippers.
That Nicole, I'll tell ya, I ate her out for three days straight till she finally came, normally I wouldn't be caught dead with a polerag like that, but she was yelling at me in German like I was a German Shepard.
Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.
My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.
Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn
Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?
Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again
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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all
A lazy heroin addict, one who does nothing except smack all day and is smacked out all the time without exception
Hey what's olde boy doing these days, you think he wants to go to the concert?
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-