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The active ingredient in pork which acts like a drug, raising body temperature and acting on the brainstem.
Gives a false realization of immortality
If you eat a pound of bacon you'll get a mad hypnotizine rush
rolling on the floor nom'ing out loud
I joined this dating site and this one fat chick invited me over for some hanky panky
?yeah?
yeah, I got there and she was naked rofnomol
-amazing!-
Guess I saved money on dinner that nite!
A European or other nationality male that dates an American Female, since the word Amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an American woman, a couch, just fuck n sits there!
Guy - Dude, what are you doing with that Amerikanka?
Dude - Dude! She's my girlfriend, she's hot! I love her!
Guy -
Dude - What?!
Guy -
Dude - ?WHAT!
Guy - Couch Fucker, we are ashamed of you
Dude - Aw, Dude
Guy - Dude yourself, and you can't sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on
fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in
joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-
jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography
1. an enema, prefferably hot coffee
2. the act of shooting coffee up one's ass
Man, all that pizza and beer, I really need a fucking buttplop.
dude, go bathe, you smell like a buttplop
White people who pretend that they are American. They don't speak American, they speak English which is European.
Winjuns:
-America Rules!! Mexicans Suck, I hate Immigrants!-
Anyone else:
-If you're an American then how come you don't look American or speak American? You're a Winjun! Go back to England!-
Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.
My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.