fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in
joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-
jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography
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Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.
My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.
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Wrongists are the people in power, they don't share any common race, religion, or any other demographic, except they are all WRONG.
dude, you can't win with these wrongists, in power, I mean, pork is legal and marijuana is illegal.
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the eighth day of the Christian cycle. 'on the eighth day, divinity became flesh' hence gesulentday.
no one knows whether gesulentday should go between sunday and monday, where it is currently, or between saturday and sunday.
man, is it gesulentday again? cause something isn't right.
-dude it was just gesulentday last gesulentday.
Jesus was born on gesulentday
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The Democratic version of 'HogWash'.
Wow, look at Hillary Load Up load up on that Donkey Shine
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rolling on the floor nom'ing out loud
I joined this dating site and this one fat chick invited me over for some hanky panky
?yeah?
yeah, I got there and she was naked rofnomol
-amazing!-
Guess I saved money on dinner that nite!
Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn
Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?
Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again
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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all
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