Crunk

Created in the early 21st century, Crunk (or Krunk) is a game to test masculinity. Similar to bloody knuckles, men first place their junk on a designated Crunk table. To be a designated Crunk table it must be junk level. The men then take turns smashing their opponents junk with their fist. The first man to cry out in pain looses. Often seen in the club scene, Crunk can be recreational or used to solve disputes.

Often times, in major cities, there is a an underground organization, much like a Fight Club, where men square off weekly in Crunk competition. These men choose a "Crunk" name (ex. Captain Crunk) to hide their real identity. The leader of this organization is deemed King Crunk and presides over the match and the society. He receives a crown, cowl and scepter at the start of his reign and receives special privileges determined by the individual society. Any member may challenge the King Crunk to a match. However, King Crunk does not use his fist in a match but his designated scepter often times being at an advantage.

Guy 1: That bitch is fine!
Guy 2: I saw her first, yo!
Guy 1: Let's Crunk-it to see who gets her.

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