crumpet eating fuck

See wordBritish/word.

I'm going to go shoot that crumpet eating fuck because he has his way with little kids.

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dump and chug

The Dump and Chug is a strategy used at a bar or a party. When someone offers you a shot that you don't want to take, you discreetly dump the shot into your mixed drink or beer, and pretend to take the shot with everyone else.

Person at party, "Let's take this shot of Jameson!"
You to yourself, "Time to execute the Dump and Chug...."

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gruba

A very lethargic being that lacks the motivation to move and live. These slow moving organisms remains lifeless most of their days in a coma like stage except during times of feeding and asexual acts. Such a beast often has poor hygiene and is quite un-kept. The lack-luster look of the animal in question gives it the appearance of shit. Failure of possessing personality and charm prevents it from breeding, hence the need for rampant foul sexual on itself. The ability to comprehend simple commands is nullified due to the brain conserving its resources for respiratory purposes.

adj.
After a night of drinking...
"Man, I feel like gruba this morning!"

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WMD

The thing the "Coalition of the willing" have totally failed, and have now officially stopped looking for in Iraq. Neocon scare tactics will probably cover this one up as well.

"Hey Rumsfeld! We can't find any weapons!"

"Bah humbug. .... Let's go bomb Syria! They have WMD!"

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Mao Tse Kee Lah

Chinese variant on tequila shooters:
Lick the msg, Shoot the tequila, Bite the lemon chicken.

We headed out with the asian business execs for a count of Mao Tse Kee Lah's.

zaktastic

See wordcockstastic/word.

fr34kout

A 12 year old kid who doesnt know how to say no to ice cream.

If he eats anymore... he might blow up.

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