Preston'd

The act of tipping over in your chair , being pinned against the wall , and kicking in the air like a fat turtle.

I was sitting at the work today and the next thing I know, the chair broke and I was Preston'd.

Filthy Eli

A sinful uncut penis that repulses women and gay men.

I was gonna have sex with this guy , but he has a filthy Eli.

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