Sick Brian

The worst kind of Brian in his altered form. A Sick Brian is like a Bad Luck Brian on steroids. He is a bummer to be around and is also very salty. There are only two cures: horse semen and duck butter.

Person 1. Hey Brian do you want to go to the movies?
Sick Brian. No dude, I'm sick.
Person 2. Man Sick Brian sucks!