Ass hammock

The act of putting your phone in your underwear so you have both hands free when sitting on the toilet

Dont ever use AOC's phone. That nasty bitch puts it's in in her ass hammock so she can wipe her ass with two hands. No telling what kind of socialist funk is in her drawers

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Mixoned

The act of taking a shit and completely spraying the entire inside of the toilet bowl above the waterline including the underside of the seat.

Man, that dude needs to take a serious look at his diet, he Mixoned the toilet every day for the last two weeks and leaves it for the next guy.

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