asphalt

1. noun. Butt crack. Of or pertaining to the fault line in the posterior.
2. noun. Blame or responsibility placed upon a donkey or jackass.

It's not your fault, it's the ASPHALT!

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Kankakee

1. noun. When a manatee gets a canker sore.
2. noun. May also refer to a small town in Illinois.

I wonder if the trainer at the zoo will have to ajust KoKo's diet as a result of her throbbing kankakee?

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hangworthy

adjective. Of or pertaining to a situation or action which warrants the tying of a noose around one's neck.

Bernice's behavior in pilates class today was particularly hangworthy, with the spandex and all.