President's Day

Definition 1: A day where schools across America are closed. Each student takes this day to appreciate the history of America's founding fathers and doesn't take advantage of the Monday off to party on a Sunday night.
Definition 2: A day where tons of car salesmen think that people will go nuts and buy cars, when this is most certainly never the case.

Student #1: It's so grand that we have our founding fathers to thank during President's Day.
Student #2: oh, yes!

Student 1&2: *reminiscing*

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waiver day

A day that has the power to cancel school and nobody really knows or cares why.

Guy #1: Did we have to finish that assignment for tomorrow?
Guy #2: No school tomorrow, it's waiver day.
Guy #1: what's that?
Guy #2: who cares.

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