Young Gripper

A Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Chick-Fil-A.

Stopped by Chick-Fil-A, got myself a Young Gripper, feelin' pretty good.

panarea

A (fictitious) sexually transmitted disease contracted through the act of sodomizing oneself with a bagel. The name originates from a combination of the words "gonorrhea" and "Panera", where delicious bagels are sold.

Note: The disease cannot be contracted by properly engaging in sexual intercourse with a bagel.

Did you hear? Joey was diagnosed with Panarea the other day. I told him shoving a bagel up his ass was dangerous!