Mullenial

An extremely privileged individual with unusually pale skin that spouts unsolicited and uneducated feedback on any and every subject that is brought up.

I turned on the Hawkeye football game and one minute into the first quarter this albino kept saying they “sucked”. I just looked at him, shook my head, and said what a Mullenial

Pulling a Lettmann

When an acquaintance travels a long distance to specifically visit you and you “forget” you have a work meeting 1000 miles away, subsequently forcing said acquaintance to stay with with remotely related foreign cousins in a shitty neighborhood.

I flew all the way from Singapore to visit my buddy Jason, but turns out he was Pulling a Lettmann and was in Boston when I arrived. Instead I was forced to stay in Oakland with my 1/8 cousin from a Vietnam who kept stroking my fro.

Weremullen

An extremely rare and docile albino wolf of Irish decent typically found hanging in the shadows of the desert southwest.

I found a weremullen digging in my trash looking for beef jerky scraps.