Olympics

That overated annual event where participants go to another country and compete

Person 1: Are you in the olympics?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Are you happy?

Person 2: ...yes

Toilet Dash

When you’re rushing to the bathroom because you gotta poop so bad.

Aw man, I gotta make a toilet dash!

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The word somebody types when they fall asleep doing work

Oh I’m just going to take a little nap and...

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Than-Chungus

This would be the monstrosity that if Big Chungus and Thanos had a baby, it would be named that

Kid: I made a new friend today!

Parent: who?

Kid: Than-Chungus