masemune

A very long, skinny, curved blade sword used throughout various fantasy RPGs. The most noted being Final Fantasy and Chrono Trigger. The blade is very powerful and difficult to wield efficiently, but any creature it strikes down cannot be ressurected by any means.

Sephiroth is perhaps the most famous wielder of the Masemune, which he used to slaughter many in Final Fantasy 7

While playing Final Fantasy 7, I used Aeris as my main spell caster. She grew to such a high level, then Sephiroth killed her with the Masemune, so I was forced to find a replacement character. I vow to always read game spoilers from now on.

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ICon

The only remotely interesting thing that happens within a 50 mile radius of Miller Place In which furries, vampires, trekies and other various degrees of nerdiness gather to buy overpriced food and spiffy fantasy cosplay outfits. After running around until their fat legs cannot run anymore, they sit down and play RPGs until 2 in the morning when security kicks them out.

Nerd 1: Hey, I just got a free weekend pass to ICon for participating on the robotics team!
Nerd 2: You suck!
Nerd 1: I wonder if a girl will come with me now that I'm a VIP.
Nerd 2: No way, even if you can keep your geekgasms under control, no girl would ever date you, you fucking nerd.
Nerd 1: *tries to cast magic on Nerd 2"

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strawberry clock

1. An alternate account created by the Newgrounds animator coolboyman for the sole purpose of spamming the Flash portal.

2. The animator who, on August 15, 2001, submitted the "flash" B and sparked the creation of the Clock Crew.

3. The King of the Portal even though he never won that award in real life.

Clock Crew Member: Strawberry Clock is king of the portal!!!

n00b: N0 hes not!!11!1 Clawks suk!

Clock Crew Member: Hmm.... Flashes by n00b: -none-

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Square, the evil corporation

SquareEnix (formally Squaresoft) from 1997-2004 when they refused to sell Nintendo Final Fantasy. Run by an evil president who favored evil corporations over stuggling companies who don't try to monopolize the electronics industry. When the evil president was forced to reign, Final Fantasy was returned to Nintendo in the form of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, the most addicting game on the planet.

Isn't it ironic that Square modeled it's new company policy off of the Shinra in FFVII, the antithesis of good?

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king of the portal

As seen on Newgrounds.

The Flash animator who receives the most awards for his or her work within a month is named King of the Portal. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards.

Clock Crew Member: Strawberry Clock is King of the Portal.

Flash Animator: Well, although he technecally never won that award, some of his stuff is really funny.

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Boghost

(pronounced bO/ gOst)
The strange and mysterious energies that cause overhead projector screens to suddenly and inexplicably roll back up with a loud banging noise.

Believed to be formed by residual energy left over from Xtreme lessons about Trooper Joe or centripedal force.

::overhead projector screen snaps up::
Student: "Oh NOES!!! It's the Boghost)

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Coolboyman

The artist who created the account Strawberry Clock as a joke and accidentially spawned the Clock Crew He now spends most of his time doing collabs with other artists.

Strawberry Clock: I'm really coolboyman, now you are going to all hate me.

Clock Crew: B for life!

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