Hailey bodkins

Girl with a good personality is perfect for Connor and Connor loves her a lot and she’s cute the perfect girl for Connor smith

Hailey bodkins is nice

addiction

A habit that you can't quit.

some examples:
drugs,pokemon,yugioh,hookers,and nintendo

Boy: Mom, can you please stop smoking, it's a really bad addiction. It could hurt you or someone around you.

Mom: Ok. But only if you stop killing people when your asleep.

Boy: Ok mom. I'll try.

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coffee

The reason we can't sleep at night, the reason why people have to pee every to seconds, the cause of kids born with ADHD, and why superman can fly.

Without coffee I wouldn't be up at 3:00 in the morning writing the definition of coffee. Instead, Ii would be sleeping and not peeing every 2 seconds.

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dodongo

A creature from the Legend of Zelda games. It is a green lizard that blows fire.

Dick: Hey Ben, can you help me with Zelda?

Johnny: Sure, I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!!!

Ben: YOUR NAME IS JOHNNY, NOT BEN!

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dodongo

The annoying homosexual lizards that try to get Link in the ass in Nintendo's popular Legend of Zelda games.

Zach: oh crap a dodongo!
Me: oh shit!
Zach: Oh man dude, game over, he just owned your ass.
Me: not again!

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hint

When someone catches a case of the stupid and needs extra information to figure stuff out.

Bobtard: Dude my hamster has been asleep for two weeks now, why won't it wake up?

Me: I'll give you 3 hints why;

1-crazy party crack cocain

2-mini master fuzz sniff king

3-wasted

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