alacrity

a werd 2 describe how 2 use ur skill in a game. alacrity teaches u how to cast da best stromz, how to own da most wit da humans, and how to peemp da socal ladiez. i tink its a noun but im not really sure :)

o ya well im gna use my alacrity and beat u.

FUK THE NEW PATCH IS OUT NOW I SHALL PWN ALL THOSE WHO STEP TO MY ALACRITY!!!

HnR)Alacrity

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M-16

The M-16 is a standard assault rifle used by American military. It was well known for it's use during the vietnam war by American soldiers. Whilst bullets fired at a high velocity and it is considered an accurate gun, many feel the AK47 is a much more useful gun.

Whilst the AK47 was durable and rarely jammed, the M-16 suffered from needing to be cleaned often and maintained. It was perhaps too complex and it's power was a little lacking. At close range, in the forests of Cambodia and Vietnam the Kalashnikov was much more useful. For the AK47 was able to shoot holes in trees and it's automatic whilst inaccurate could tear down trees. The M-16 barely made dents. Also when it came to hand to hand, try wopping someone over the head with an M-16, then try doing it with an AK47, see the difference? AK47 works, M-16 doesn't.

An M-16 wielding GI was shot with an AK47 by a Vietcong

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ICPB

Intercontinental Petroleum Bomb

This is a name for a petrol bomb which some guy has managed to hurl a fucking long distance. I dunno, if you could hit the white house from the falls road, but it's worth ago.

Holy shit he just threw an ICPB the falls road to the shankill Holy shit.

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Yer ma

Yer ma is an insult often used by "mokes", "steeks", "spides" and "millies".

Basically it means your mother, often return firing an insult, or saying I had (slept) with your mother.

Return fire with something like "You did mate.. I would seriously consider visiting a doctor about that, coulda caught something" "What would you rate her? 8 out of 10? She's good isn't she?" "My "You dug her up from the ground you sick bastard?!" "She's dead" (I hate this one..) "She's had a lot of people you know."

"AHhh You're crap!"
"Ay yer ma!

(Listen to my audio definition.. it's of how a steek would pronounce it)

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bobbins

A various and/or mysterious sexually transmitted disease

"I told him not to fuck with Harry, but now he gots dah bobbins"

" Man don't fuck with LaRonda man, you'll get the bobbins"

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holy moses

a phrase that can be used interchangeably with "holy crap" or "holy Lord." usually exclamatory.

originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude I know named Zac.

Dude #1: Look! That one dog is raping that other dog like in prison!
Dude #2: Holy moses!

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sucks to be you

Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.

After Robert was shot in the ass with a nine, everyone said to him "it sucks to be you"

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