Tweed

Possibly the greatest person to live. He has Godly characteristics and can turn water into a full-grown flamingo. Everyone wants to touch him so they go to A Touch of Tweed and pay $1 million to touch his beautiful head.

Joe: I wish I was Tweed, he is so lovely!
Cindy: I wish i could keep my head in Tweed's pants for the rest of my life!

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