cuban loaf

Slang term used to describe a Cuban mans penis

Ever since Christian was a small boy he was proud of his Cuban loaf.

trickonometry

When your girl has a girl friend!

Father says to son, when son finds out that his girlfriend has cheated on him with another girl.

"My son!!!! Don't be upset it's simple trickonometry. It's mathematical! You have a girlfriend and she has a girlfriend! It's math my son!!!"