pre-vert (n) when a person is obsessing and fruitlessly examining a past failure but in an extreme
"Chad was such a douchebag."
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"Katie's such a bitch.
"I should've dumped (him/her) months ago"
"You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"
skanktimonious (noun): using pretentious social-science and/or political jargon to celebrate or endorse sexual wrongness
"I'm writing a dissertation on Cardi B as a 9th wave feminist bc she reclaimed stripping as a social force for . . ."
"That sounds pretty skanktimonious"
Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable
"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"
"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"
"Wall Street runs the liquor--"
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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"
any eastern European or Eurasian nation that ends in "-ia"; some in "-stan"; also Poland
ex: Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Kazakhstan, Waziristan
made famous by the elderly Ashkenazi couple Boris and Minka on the Nickelodeon cartoon "Rugrats"--it is always "old country" without an article
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blueballing (n/v) exaggeration of a film or TV show's ratings based largely or entirely on "blue" zip code political sympathies of the reviewers
Amy Schumer could read the phone book on stage and Rotten Tomatoes would give her 99 percent rating for trashing some mean ex-boyfriend. They've been blueballing anything she does.
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alfombruh (noun) term of endearment between Hispanic males for an extremely hairy friend from the Spanish alformbraâ"carpet"
"Héctor is one hairy dude."
"Agreed, but he's a cool guy."
"Yeah, man. He's my alfombruh"
Bradlands (proper noun): various sub-regions within the Southwestern US frequented by frat-boys i.e. "Brad" and similar names
Known for their party schools; outdoor bars with decks; general "bro" culture and various bro/jam-band concert venues
Examples of "Bradlands" include Socttsdale, Arizona; Boulder, Colorado and Red Rocks