Max Tait

1)Max Tait is the word's to describe a penis that is so incredibly large you have to describe it as someone else's.

2) It can also be used to describe someone who has just shit themselves.

1) Holy fuck, that is a Max Tait penis right there!

2) You just pulled a Max Tait!

Josh Mcarthur

Josh is the type of lad to waltz into places and scream the word willy with near-to-no context.

Josh is also the type of lad to pull all-nighters everyday and look DEAD everyday.

Josh: Bruv i dont feel so good.
Max: Its because you keep doing Josh Mcarthurs everyday.