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Ballet

A sport that everybody who is not a dancer thinks it’s easy and not really a sport when really it is like 1000x harder than football (I know this cuz I’ve played with my friends who are boys) and leave your legs feeling numb and your hips super fucking sore

Non-dancer: “Ballet is like the easiest thing ever.”
Dancer: “ oh really? Try taking a class with me.

by Cookiedoughgaaaaah November 4, 2020


Cole Sprouse

The celebrity crush of all 6th grade girls in Wilton ,Connecticut in Middlebrook school especially my BFF and I.

“Oh my god I had a dream last night that COLE SPROUSE was living with me!”
“Omg you have the best Dreams EVER. I dreamed that the gargoyle king got me!!

by Cookiedoughgaaaaah November 20, 2020