Studdin'

v.tr. Derived from the word "studying," it is focusing attention on someone or something.

"Randolph, ain't nobody studdin' you, so go on back to sleep with your grumpy ass."

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Turtle Fucker

n. A poorly functioning computer

Person 1: Did you get the email I sent you?
Person 2: No. My computer is being a turtle fucker.

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Fish with Titties

n. Something completely insane or nonsensical.

"You crazier than a fish with titties if you think I'm gonna let you smoke that shit up in my car."

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