Chocolate banana

When you fuck someone’s arse and u get shite on your cock.

Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro

Emmet

A man slut

Emmet is such a man slut he sleeps with everyone

Spoiled Milk

When spunk on a chicks face and she doesn’t clean it off so it gets all hard and smells like spoiled milk.

Emmet:I did a spoiled milk on my bitch last night
Dillon:ewww sick

Chunky Monkey

A chunky monkey is when you shove a banana in a fat chicks ass and she shits it out in your mouth.

Person 1:Emmett gotta chunky monkey from Luca last night
Person:eww why’s he have so many weird kinks

Mario Fuzzy Lip

The act when u give a chick head and the hair from her vag falls on your face along with vaginal fluids to make a mustache stick on you’re face like Mario

Bob:Emmet gave a girl head last night and now he got a Mario Fuzzy Lip
Terrence:he’s such a man whore omg

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