Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused
(I am not a whore)
Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool