Gangaloid

A person who is tall and skinny and has really long limbs

That skinny dude is a gangaloid

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the salty rusticus

A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth

jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.