Mole Frijole

To pour chocolate sauce on a Hispanic man's dick & give him a blowjob. When he nuts on said partner, it becomes the Mole Frijole.

Guy 1: She went down on me & started giving me head & I ended up nutting on her.

Guy 2: Dang! She loves Hispanics?

Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Mole Frijole. I don't think she would have done that if she didn't like 'em.

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Bacon

A thick stack of cash

Person 1: Did you see his wallet?

Person 2: Yeah, that's a lot of bacon!

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Shizzlenizingguard

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.

Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.

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