Creamy Couch Cooch

Creamy Couch Cooch (A.K.A. Triple C) is a term used when you fill a ziplock bag with Vaseline, place it in between two couch cushions and then insert your flaccid cock into the crease. Proceed to rape your Couch Cooch until you cum into the ziplock bag. Once this has been completed, you them use your Creamy Couch Cooch Juice as chap stick.

"Yo what are you about to do after work."

"Im going to make dinner, then most likely indulge in some Creamy Couch Cooch because my lips are getting chapped."

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