bip bip la laitue

A beautiful word in french meaning “to love eternally”

Bro 1: you like that sandwich don’t you
Bro 2: bip bip la laitue
Bro 1: I, hope you mean the burger...

9/11

My favourite holiday

Person 1: the anniversary of 9/11 is coming up, what are you doing to remember

Me: partying, wooooooo 9/11!

1👍 2👎

Mr. Nips

The correct way to say the nickname for the dean instead of “mr.nips” you disgusting troglodyte

Bro 1: looks it’s mr.nips
Bro 2: *slaps him* it’s Mr. Nips
Bro 1: fine okay, by the way I’m dating your sister
Bro 2: ... dad?

7👍 5👎

Brandon Kara

Little bitch in web design that did bullshit on his project and is a leprechaun

Riley: hey leprechaun

Brandon Kara: fook you I’m not a leprechaun

Me: you’re a leprechaun

Brandon Kara *fucking dies*

Thicc

When someone is sorta fat but in an attractive way, usually in their tits or butt

Person 1: Hey, that girl is pretty thicc, what's her name?
person 2: That's a guy you gay SOB
person 1: oh...

1👍 4👎

Anime

The thing that gives me the strength to interact with people and continue living

Bro 1: what you watching
Bro 2: anime for the past 3 days straight

Bro 1: whoa, you doing a marathon or somethin?
Bro 2: no, just a bit of light watching

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Dying

The thing I want to do every waking moment but only deterred from by the unknown of what happens after death

Someone: *makes a slightly funny joke*
Teenage white girl: *in bitchy voice* LOL IM LI-TER-ALLY DYING 😂😂😂😂”